Lady's and Gentleman. January, 29th we detected at 1930 hours some small snowflakes appearing from the air. $So this means the winter has commenced in Stadskanaal, the Netherlands. Let's think about an 'Elfstedentocht' where some people from province 'Friesland' are going to skate in eleven cities..$ Pretty stupid but every seventeen years some assholes like to skate 200 kilometers just to be honored. But people in schools don't have to go to school.$ Because you can freeze to death within the upcoming days. The predictions for the next week in celcius are:$
Monday: -1 at day -8 at night $
Tuesday: -1 at day -9 at night$
Wednesday: -3 at day -10 at night$
Thursday: -5 at day -8 at night$
Friday: -8 at day -12 at night$
So you know what this means? The ice is growing at night and day without some melting. This means the ice will be skateable within one week.$
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Conclusion:$
Winter is too cold. I don't want to skate either..$